Greetings,
It's National Cat Day, which must be orgasmic for the feline obsessed.
Here's The Bench working on his book:
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Saturday, October 26, 2013
SHIT HAPPENS
Greeting Hairballers.
The recent government shutdown, caused when the Dementors
pulled a hissy fit over people getting health care, got me thinking.
There is so much in life we can’t control--hurricanes, blizzards,
floods, Facebook and Congress. Hello
Moses. There’s another plague and it’s called Congress here in the U S of A--those
elected representatives of the people, who like monkeys in the zoo, throw turds
in our faces. About this, we could do
something by voting them out--that especially means you, who vote against your
own interests.
However, most of us spend our lives being innocent bystanders
in the great game. Imagine this short trip to the grocery store.
SHIT HAPPENS©
FMHorner
a chunk of blue ice
falls from a passing
plane,
landing on the top of
your head
you hovered above the
site
watching the curious
stare
at the former you
what if you’d worn a
helmet? right
like everyone expects
to be hit on the head
by frozen shit
dropping from the sky
too late now,
innocent bystander,
you’re dead and
wondering what to do—
it’s embarrassing
and scary
death didn’t come
with
an instruction
manual,
you got zilch, again
the ultimate shut
down
P.S. If there are ads
scrolling before your eyes, you know where you’re headed--Facebook
purgatory. Maybe death isn’t that
different after all.
Hairballs,
f
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
OMG OF THE WEEK
Greetings Hairballers,
A little something from down here in the "gunshine state."
A little something from down here in the "gunshine state."
Beverly Young, widow of Congressman Bill Young, has sent
emails to three Florida Democrats--Charlie Crist, Charlie Justice and Jessica
Ehrlich, telling them that their presence at her husband’s funeral would be
unacceptable.
That certainly lowers the hypocrisy quotient on one
side--the other one, not so much.
Rest in peace Congressman Young, your friends and relatives
sure aren’t.
Here’s the link to the Tampa Bay Times story:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/stateroundup/cw-bill-youngs-widow-to-charlie-crist-stay-away-from-memorial-service/2148460
Holy hairballs,
f
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Anti-Social Media
Greetings Hairballers,
Did this cartoon in the 90s at the beginning of the cell phone craze. People were rude and annoying but at least they were still talking to each other. Today, folks don't talk they text, tweet, Facebook, etc. All very self-absorbed--look what I did, where I went, what I bought!! Social media is anit-social media designed to feed our own egos and avoid human contact. We're going down hill.
Hairballs
f
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