Greeting Hairballers.
The recent government shutdown, caused when the Dementors
pulled a hissy fit over people getting health care, got me thinking.
There is so much in life we can’t control--hurricanes, blizzards,
floods, Facebook and Congress. Hello
Moses. There’s another plague and it’s called Congress here in the U S of A--those
elected representatives of the people, who like monkeys in the zoo, throw turds
in our faces. About this, we could do
something by voting them out--that especially means you, who vote against your
own interests.
However, most of us spend our lives being innocent bystanders
in the great game. Imagine this short trip to the grocery store.
SHIT HAPPENS©
FMHorner
a chunk of blue ice
falls from a passing
plane,
landing on the top of
your head
you hovered above the
site
watching the curious
stare
at the former you
what if you’d worn a
helmet? right
like everyone expects
to be hit on the head
by frozen shit
dropping from the sky
too late now,
innocent bystander,
you’re dead and
wondering what to do—
it’s embarrassing
and scary
death didn’t come
with
an instruction
manual,
you got zilch, again
the ultimate shut
down
P.S. If there are ads
scrolling before your eyes, you know where you’re headed--Facebook
purgatory. Maybe death isn’t that
different after all.
Hairballs,
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