Hair Club for Cats

Greetings Hairballers,

Cat owners will relate.  After a month of chewing off his fur and throwing up hairballs, the cat Benchley went to the wonderful Dr. Kelly.  A steroid shot and a dose of antibiotics has him back to himself--self-absorbed and in charge.  Of course, his major league baseball career is over and I expect he may start channeling a few of the recent greats.

Hair Club for Cats©

         FMHorner

Is your cat over grooming, pulling out all its fur?  The solution is here.  Skip those costly veterinarian visits and join Hair Club of Cats.

For the low cost of $19.95 per month, you will receive a bag of cat hair (in four luxurious colors) and a roll of double faced tape delivered directly to your mailbox.  No more bald spots--your cat will look attractive and healthy--perfect for those pictures on your Facebook page.

As a special bonus, if you join in the next 24 hours, we will include, absolutely free (except for tax, shipping and handling-$39.95) a can of Yak B Gone, a $40.00 value.  This amazing new carpet cleaner is guaranteed to remove pet stains by dissolving your rug down to the floor.

Call today at:  WTF-HCC-SUCK-ext. ER and enter the code GAG to start your membership.

Have your credit card ready--our operators are standing by.

Hairballs indeed,

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