Urges--we all have them. Here's a little hairball for your enjoyment that came from a visit with a friend back home in DC.
A PRIORITY OF URGES©
FMHorner
urges come, not
necessarily
in order of
importance
seldom
at a convenient time.
walk in the door
it’s too hot for your
coat
toss it on the floor
rush toward the
bathroom
because you have to
pee
but you crave a cigarette—desperately
fireworks going off
outside
you see them from the
balcony.
still, you have to
pee.
go in miss the
fireworks
stay out, be
miserable. which?
so, outside it is and
it’s cold
the coat lies on the
living room floor
the cigarette you
need is in your hand
the lighter on the
desk inside
still you have to pee
and
the phone is ringing,
ignore it,
let the call go to
the machine
but, it could be mr.
right
than again, it might be
mr. wrong
and still, you have
to pee—desperately.
Is this easy for
anyone?
Hairballs to all until later this week when the crazy politicians set my teeth on edge and we have an OMG.
By the way, the NHL is back starting Saturday.
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