OMG OF THE WEEK

Greetings Hairballers,

Whiskysteps passed this on and I thought you’d either be amused or wonder why you are paying taxes to the morons who write these laws.

REAL LAWS STILL ON THE BOOKS.

1. Texas-a recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hour notice either orally or in writing, and explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

2. Tennessee-it is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish (I think if you can catch a fish with a lasso, you should win something)

3. South Dakota- it is illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.

4. Montana-it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

5. Louisiana-it is illegal to rob a bank then shoot the teller with a water gun.

May these law makers hack a thousand hairballs.

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