Greetings Hairballers,
Cat owners will relate.
After a month of chewing off his fur and throwing up hairballs, the cat
Benchley went to the wonderful Dr. Kelly.
A steroid shot and a dose of antibiotics has him back to
himself--self-absorbed and in charge. Of
course, his major league baseball career is over and I expect he may start
channeling a few of the recent greats.
Hair Club for Cats©
FMHorner
Is your cat over grooming, pulling out all its
fur? The solution is here. Skip those costly veterinarian visits and
join Hair Club of Cats.
For the low cost of $19.95 per month, you will
receive a bag of cat hair (in four luxurious colors) and a roll of double faced
tape delivered directly to your mailbox.
No more bald spots--your cat will look attractive and healthy--perfect
for those pictures on your Facebook page.
As a special bonus, if you join in the next 24
hours, we will include, absolutely free (except for tax, shipping and handling-$39.95)
a can of Yak B Gone, a $40.00 value.
This amazing new carpet cleaner is guaranteed to remove pet stains by
dissolving your rug down to the floor.
Call today at:
WTF-HCC-SUCK-ext. ER and enter the code GAG to start your membership.
Have your credit card ready--our operators are
standing by.
Hairballs indeed,
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