Some Enchanted Evening

Greetings Hairballers,

Just a little something from my trip to the drug store.

Some Enchanted Evening©

         FMHorner

Leaving the drug store,

I noticed a used condom

lying in the parking lot--

a most unromantic spot.

did they paused to whisper

tender words or just have at it?

were they too cheap or

hurried to get a room?

one thing we know--

they were unconcerned about

the environment--

the condom was not recycled

Hairballs,

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OMG OF THE WEEK

The next time you’re watching a sporting event and see a big patriotic military display, know that your tax dollars paid for it.  The Defense Department is paying millions of dollars to teams to place these exhibitions (advertisements/recruitment tools) at their games. 

This link is only football but most other sports franchises, golf, NASCAR and some high school teams are being paid to parade the troops as well.

For those you who don’t watch sports, your tax dollars are paying anyway.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/11/14-nfl-teams-took-tax-dollars-for-patriotic-pregame-displays/

That’s a hairball,

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The Little Whites

Greetings Hairballers,

Many things we’re told by friends, acquaintances and politicians are such obviously made up crap that I wonder if we respect each other at all.

The Little Whites©

         FMHorner

Lies--those small justifications we use to blow people off.  Friends don’t respect us and politicians think we’re a joke.  The Little Whites have become a way of life.

Cliché alert--

An excuse for everything and for everything an excuse--The cable company didn’t lose your messages, the dog didn’t eat your homework, you weren’t off accepting the Nobel Prize and God did not write the constitution--everyone knows that was Aardvark the Great and if you believe that, you can buy a bridge for $9.95.

A plague of hairballs,

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