President Obama gave a speech today, then Speaker
Boner--oops--Boehner went on TV to say that the American people aren’t interested
in speeches--they want jobs.
If the Speaker and his fellow goopers truly believe this, or care, why are they spending most of their time interfering with vaginas? Do they think we women are hiding the jobs up
there? If that were true, I’d pull out a
well-paying one for myself.
My wish is that someone would invent a mechanism that would set
off all the car alarms in the world every time a woman is subjected to an
unnecessary ultrasound or is forced by law to have some foreign object stuck up
her. Basically, I want these men to
leave us alone. Why are they so afraid
of women?
In other news, the British royals have named their little baby
Prince George. I was hoping for Elvis.
Hacking up hairballs,
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1 comment:
You're right on the mark. As usual.
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