Just Another Day

Greetings Hairballers,

Do I hear the clatter of wire coat hangers and the rattle of Billy clubs coming from North Carolina?  I keep expecting their citizens to rise up with pitch forks but then, they voted in these suppressionists.  Is there anyway we can cut out Asheville and move it to Maryland?

Just Another Day©

         FMHorner

Just another day

in the 14^th Century

there in North Carolina

good ole boys

carrin’ one on the hip,*

to make ‘em feel big

struttin’ tall

at the Moose Lodge

as they sidle up to the bar

voter suppression’s

gotta hold

like a coyote on a rabbit

No I.D.?

well ain’t that

too bad

just get along then

we don’t hold with

disturbin’ the peace

the women left at home

to cook and watch the kids,

or have their hair lacquered at the spa

the abomination

of abortion,

a thing of the past

try abstinence

ladies and

he’ll seek elsewhere

if your man won’t

stand up for you,

why should you lie down for him!

_________

*This from Wikipedia:  The revolver was invented in 1836 by Colt Paterson.  The Chinese invented firearms in the 14^th Century, five centuries after they invented gunpowder in the 9^th.

This is beginning to sound like a baseball game.  I have no idea what the Chinese did with the gunpowder between the 9^th and 14^th, maybe firecrackers because they invented those too.

Come back next Sunday for the August Dumb Bastard Award.

‘til then, happy hairballs

f