Dumb Bastard Award for November

Greeting Hairballers,

Here it is the first of December and time for the Dumb Bastard Award.  Ah, Thanksgiving and family gatherings, so many choices.

And the award goes to—The Anderson Family.

Newly engaged son, Jason, and his bride to be, Nicole, invited Jason’s Mom and Grandmother for Thanksgiving—turkey and all the trimmings.

Nicole, an accomplished pastry chef, made a cake to mark this special occasion. 

DA,DA,DA,DA! Moments before the arrival of Mom and Grandma, Raider, the dog, jumped up, took at big bite out of the cake and scurried under the table to enjoy his feast.

Ever resourceful, Jason trimmed out the teeth marks and served the cake anyway.  Poor Nicole, her beautiful confection now looked like it had been attacked by a back hoe.

Welcome to the Anderson family, Nicole.  At least your Thanksgiving didn’t include a drunken uncle or political drama.

Hairballs to you Raider.

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