Greetings Hairballers,
Another month has ended and it’s time for the Dumb Bastard
Award.
The award goes to:
ALL THOSE PEOPLE WEARING
GUNS AS FASHION ACCESSORIES.
Guess they want attention (they’re getting it), they want to
feel like a big deal (they aren’t) or they want to scare people (they are).
We are also laughing at you.
You are just the sort who would carry a Prada handbag (Gun
totters--I know you don’t know what that is but think very expensive, like more than a doublewide) with the price tag left on so everyone knows how much you paid or who
leaves the stickers on a new car window so we’ll all know the cost and how much
you owe.
Will we be seeing designer guns on the runway at Fashion Week
this fall or on the cover of Vogue? Have
the arbitrators of good taste yet decreed whether the guns should match our
shoes?
Makes me sorry that writing on restroom walls has gone out
of style.
Hairballs,
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