Friday, August 1, 2014

Dumb Bastard Award for July 2014



Greetings Hairballers,

I’m back from a month of termite tenting, evacuating and generally imposing on my friends.

The DBA goes to:  The protesters at the southern border screaming and pointing guns at the refugee children.  There’s nothing like terrifying a bunch of kids by yelling at them in a language they don’t speak. 

A special DBA nod to the woman who was screaming into a bullhorn, “Jesus wouldn’t break the law.”  What Jesus did she mean?  Surely not the historical man talked about in the Bible, who was a rebel and advocate of the people.  She must have meant the Jesus who plays second base for Cleveland, who is probably from Cuba or the Dominican Republic. 

So there, stuff that up your bullhorn.  

Hairballs are flying everywhere.

f

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WAHahaha! yeah, that Jesus. Quite a site, those protestors.

Susan Adger said...

I couldn't agree more! Thanks, Ferne.