Saturday, November 1, 2014

Dumb Bastard Award for October


Greetings Hairballers,

It’s the first of the month and time for the Dumb Bastard Award.

The award for October goes to:  The Cartersville, Georgia, Police Department for raiding a backyard garden containing okra plants!  No, not the demon weed but the world’s most maligned vegetable.

Determined to spend the taxpayers’ money, a Georgia, yes I said Georgia, police force raided a private vegetable garden.  After hovering over the garden with a helicopter, the fully armed swat team moved in on what they suspected was a marijuana patch.  T’was okra.  You’d think someone from Georgia would know his okra

I like okra.  Can you smoke it?



Hairballs, you can’t smoke those either.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It goes beyond reason but it IS Georgia. The state population couldn't figure out how to cross the border to get here. Luckily.

Dennis

SnazzyCat said...

You are always right on the mark, Ferne!

Anonymous said...

Just how DO all these northerners manage to make it through to Florida?!?

The Hairball Gazette said...

Don't understand the comment about northerners getting through to Florida. The story is about Georgia. I do appreciate you for reading the Gazette,