Mark Sanford, the directionally challenged, disgraced former
governor of South Carolina has announced he will run for the Senate.
You may remember that he deserted his state saying he would
be hiking the Appalachian Trail and was found “walking the beach,” in Argentina
with his soul mate.
Notes to Mr. Sanford:
Argentina is a separate country so if you run for Senate from there it
doesn’t count here. Since you are not a
citizen of Argentina, it doesn’t count there either. You are not Juan Peron.
Hairballs to South Carolinians if you vote for him again.
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