OMG OF THE WEEK

 A Plain Vanilla World With A Sprinkle of Guards and a Dollop of Control

Have you noticed how the fear mongers and control freaks are changing life?

Here’s a picture of the possible future.

When you enter any public place (schools, grocery stores, theaters, etc.), you first walk through a metal detector to make sure you aren’t carrying a gun.  If the ooga, ooga horn goes off, you get a pat down by the armed militia.  Ooga, ooga indeed. This means that a 15-minute trip to the store now takes two and a half hours.

Then you walk through the Stink-O-Meter to make sure you don’t have BO, haven’t smoked a cigarette in the last decade, eaten garlic, and aren’t wearing perfume or baby vomit. Then you get hosed down or tossed out.

Whining has overtaken both baseball and football as the nation’s pastime.

I’m staying home with a glass of wine while smoking a cigarette, wearing my Chanel No. 5 and watching South Park.

The majority ruled by the few because we aren’t smart enough to figure it out for ourselves.   What has happened to old-fashioned common sense?

Hairballs.